Never a dull moment
“I had a date,” I whined as I met Doctor Franklin Brackenridge,
my boss.
“You’re on call twenty-four seven.”
“I should quit,” I protested.
I walked in and saw him sitting cross-legged on the
floor reading a book.
“Good evening, Sheryl. They called you huh?”
“Sir, I can’t believe you’re reading Bukowski in
your underwear, again!”
“When the world is cold and dark and the light
begins to fade; to be youthful again and follow your path you must breathe.
Then you can find your way.”
“Thank you Pablo Neruda, but I don’t think that
means you should wear no pants.”
“Sorry the
captain is out to lunch. I have a tough job you know.”
“No one disputes that, sir, but we don’t want the
sailors to take over the ship.”
“Ha ha, I knew you secretly read Bukowski. Will you
come with me to this shindig, Sheryl?”
“Yes, if you want me to,” I answered. I mean if the
president of the United States asks you to accompany him you do it. Right?
“The dress I want you to wear is in your room,” he
continued.
The man grieved and my job was to see him through
this term and to help his mental state so he would be elected again. Bukowski was the link to his late wife, also
named Sheryl. I had been hired to nurse her, many doctors tried to keep her
alive but she succumbed. All the public knew as that his wife was ill; no one
knew she was dead. He hadn’t wanted to tell anyone so close to the election,
but the strain of his grief had taken its toll, these incidences were happening
more frequently. It became harder as he started to fixate on me.
I turned to live the room and go put on the dress
and overheard my boss on his cell phone in the corridor.
“Yes, she’s in there. We told him, how she talked
about a date.”
The president knew about my date? How did he find
out? Duh, he’s the president. I put on my dress and went back in. He was
dressed.
“Let’s go Sheryl,” he said taking my arm, “Now you
remember you have to pretend to be my wife.”
“I remember the drill,” I answered.
The night was over and he brought me back to the
White House since it was late I went to my designated room.
I heard the president talking to my boss outside my
room, “Do you think Sheryl will ever remember Doctor Brackenridge? She was so
lovely tonight almost herself at the dinner.”
“I’m sorry Mr. President, we just don’t know.”
“It’s my fault; if she hadn’t stepped in front of
me...”
“Then you’d be dead.”
Who were they talking about? I decided I didn’t care
I was tired and my head hurt, time to sleep. I woke up this morning starting my
nursing career again, as I found him again in his underwear reading Bukowski. Never
a dull moment.
©Sheilagh Lee May 22, 2015